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Stop Configuring.
Start Delegating.

You've seen what AI assistants can do. You've also seen what setting one up looks like — API keys, YAML files, and 3 days of Googling error messages.

We did all that already. Your AI employee is ready now.

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$49/mo. Fixed price. No surprise bills. Cancel anytime.

We know what happened.

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3-Day Setup Hell

"I've been going in circles for 3 days and I'm going to frisbee my mac off the fucking balcony"

Setting up AI is a nightmare. API keys, OAuth, YAML configs, random errors. Normal people give up.

✓ We do all setup. You get a working bot in 48 hours.
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$50K Bill Terror

"Hope not get a $50k bill at the end of the month 😅"

Usage-based pricing is terrifying. "Burning $5/day just on heartbeats." No idea what it will cost.

✓ Fixed monthly price. $49, $149, or $299. That's it.
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"What Do I Even Use This For?"

"My biggest issue is idk what to really use it for"

Generic AI assistants are blank slates. You set them up, then stare at them wondering what to ask.

✓ Pre-trained for actual jobs. They know what to do.
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Security Nightmares

"I want to love it, but the security implications are terrifying"

Connecting AI to your email? Calendar? CRM? What if it sends the wrong email? What if it hallucinates?

✓ We handle security. Approval workflows. Human oversight.

Meet your new AI employees.

They show up Day 1 ready to work. No training required.

Morgan

Morgan

Content Creator

Writes your posts, blogs, and newsletters. Sounds like you. You take the credit.

Alex

Alex

SDR / Sales

Finds leads. Writes outreach. Follows up until they reply. You just close.

Riley

Riley

Social Media

Schedules posts. Tracks engagement. Tells you what's working. You stay relevant.

Casey

Casey

Executive Assistant

Calendar. Email triage. Task tracking. Manages your chaos so you can make more.

The math is simple.

DIY Setup
HireOpenClaw
Setup time
3+ days
0 (we do it)
Monthly cost
$50? $500? $5000?
$49-$299 fixed
Technical skill
High
None
"Will I get a surprise bill?"
Maybe
No
When things break
Your problem
Our problem

How it works

1

Tell us what you need

5-minute form. What's your business? What do you want help with? What tools do you use?

2

We build your AI employee

24-48 hours. We do the part that makes normal people cry: API keys, configs, testing, all of it.

3

Start chatting

Open WhatsApp or Telegram. Say "hey." Your AI employee is ready. No YouTube tutorials required.

Fixed pricing. No surprises.

No usage calculators. No "contact sales." No anxiety.

Solo

$49/mo

Test the waters

  • 1 AI employee
  • Basic integrations
  • Telegram or WhatsApp
  • Email support
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Team

$149/mo

Most popular

  • 2 AI employees
  • All integrations
  • All messaging channels
  • Priority support
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Squad

$299/mo

Serious operators

  • 4 AI employees
  • All integrations
  • All messaging channels
  • Dedicated support
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Quick answers

"Is this just ChatGPT?"

No. ChatGPT is a chat window. Your AI employee knows your tools, your voice, your schedule. It doesn't just answer questions — it does work.

"What if it messes up?"

It might. That's why we have approval workflows. You review important stuff before it goes out. And unlike humans, AI learns from every correction.

"What's the catch with pricing?"

No catch. We make money by charging you a monthly fee. That's it. No hidden usage costs. No "gotcha" tier limits.

"I could figure this out myself..."

You probably could! The question is: do you want to spend 3 days doing that, or $49/month to skip it?

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5 minutes. We'll be in touch within 24 hours.

The Basics

What do you need help with?

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